Steichen Wins Hotly Contested Seat!
In breaking news out of Pierre, South Dakota, Democrat Marie Steichen pulled out a stunning victory in the hotly contested county commissioner's race. Steichen received a whopping 100 votes to Republican incumbent, Merlin Feistner's 64.Unfortunately Steichen will not be able to fulfill her duties as county commissioner as she was pronounced dead two months prior to the election...uh...yes, the voters knew that little fact. It must be good to be Merlin Feistner right about now...